Tuesday, August 24, 2010

get off my back, "other granny"

...for bad baking tips, press "three"...to smack dolly with a rolling pin, press the "pound" key...to hear more passive-aggressive backtalk, please stay on the line....

Sunday, August 22, 2010

the blog squad has spoken

"c'mon guys, let's go...these blogs aren't gonna post themselves, you know...."

Sunday, August 15, 2010

occasionally it catches fire

so that comes to $400 for parts, labor, and remorse, and we'll get your conscience clean and running like new....can i interest you in our "penance package" for frequent customers?

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

make me an offer

look at her--she's ADORABLE!...i mean, she comes with her own JUMP-ROPE for chrissake!  c'mon!