Sunday, July 31, 2011

BEWARE: the door-to-door passer-by

Beware of this particular creature.  He is armed with two arms and considered dangerously annoying.  Whatever you do, DO NOT ENGAGE.  This is certain death.  In the event of a confrontation, nod your head constantly and back SLOWLY away.  If the predator continues to pester you, pretend to be asleep, or dead.  Even Ziggy doesn't need human companionship this badly.

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