Sunday, October 16, 2011

occupy wall st. explained to the 1%, pts. 1 & 2

Part One: Blind Greed



Part Two: Ignorance


For an excellent 30-second explanation of Occupy Wall Street, check out Alan Grayson's appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher.  Thanks to Follower Jolie for the link.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

i came here to get away from you people!


Look: I just want to be left alone with my dog, my cat, my goldfish, my sarcastic parrot, the mice in my wall, the birds in the park, the short-order cook, the bank teller, the pharmacist, the guy at the lost-and-found window, my shitty mechanic, that sarcastic waiter who I'm pretty sure is actually my parrot, my worthless accountant, my equally worthless psychiatrist, my mailman, the occasional door-to-door salesman, my TV, and my talking toaster.  Life is pretty good since I "went out for a pack of smokes."  Tell your mom I burned up in space or something.