Tuesday, October 4, 2011

i came here to get away from you people!


Look: I just want to be left alone with my dog, my cat, my goldfish, my sarcastic parrot, the mice in my wall, the birds in the park, the short-order cook, the bank teller, the pharmacist, the guy at the lost-and-found window, my shitty mechanic, that sarcastic waiter who I'm pretty sure is actually my parrot, my worthless accountant, my equally worthless psychiatrist, my mailman, the occasional door-to-door salesman, my TV, and my talking toaster.  Life is pretty good since I "went out for a pack of smokes."  Tell your mom I burned up in space or something. 

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